My wife and I were in this little art gallery in Napa several years ago, looking at celebrity art/photos, killing time before a dinner reservation at Buchon. Well I was looking at this picture of Tito, Randy, Michael and Marlon Jackson, posing in front of a Christmas tree.
The gallery owner walks over and says "Yea my buddy Pat Johnson was one of the few that got into the Jackson compound at Christmas time to take pictures".
My response, "But....they didn't celebrate Christmas, it wasn't in their religion. And by the way, where is Jermaine, Jackie and the girls?"
Crickets were chirping. Alas, here's a photo of that photo, which my wife went back and bought for me for Christmas, for story's sake. It remains on my studio wall.